17 Sep 2009 Frank's Brainwash, Chapter One
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A Brief History Of That Thing That Came To Pass…
In memory of Mark Hobson 19.13pm – 20.09pm
On the other hand in the passing of Keith Floyd, the second item on the lot will be the pink marigold gloves with a lighting attachment, perfect for those long wintry nights.
On vacation I spotted Pete Postlethwaite taking a dip in a nearby pool, when I said dip I actually meant dump and when I said Pete Postlethwaite I meant Sir Alan Sugar of dragons den fame.
The easy way to spot the lesser known salmon chaffinch is to look past the yellow spectre and focus carefully on the little spot next to the moon, if you were to do this for two weeks not only would you find the Chaffinch but you will also spot GOD!
Yes, now on the lot is a 1969 purple Datsun cherry, with electric windows, powered by the lord, this two stroke twin cylinder vehicle is better used as a diving board for you million dollar mansion you rich S.O.B!
So down to business, I have a bag of cheerio’s and a quarter pound of wigwams, to be the sole owner of this excellent steel please phone *********** and state your business.
The problem with the world today is you!
There will be only one highlander, and that’s the guy that plays him in the film, highlander… you twonk.
If you really need to know the way back down just follow the 5 dollar carp to the window and the Muscat will take you further, BEWARE… the fuehrer lurks deep beneath your pancake, bellow the sugar and lemon crust, past the beaten eggs and flour, in fact just before you reach your plate…
Now on the lot is a pair or genuine socks.
LOOKOUT…
